The screen-time question,
answered by someone
actually credentialed.
Monthly live parents' circle with a school psychologist. Co-viewing guides. Quarterly SEL report cards. Your name on the founding parents wall. One payment. Lifetime access.
Meet the person on the monthly call.
Cordelia Witty, EdS., NCSP
Cordelia reviews every title in the TVI Kids database. She's the person actually qualified to tell you whether Bluey's emotional literacy outpaces Daniel Tiger's, and why CoComelon's e-score is 16 when it looks educational. Founding Parents get her on Zoom every month. You bring the questions. She brings the frameworks.
Who this is for.
You're the parent who reads the screen-time research and doesn't know what to do with it. You've said "five more minutes" eight times and you still feel guilty. You've watched your kid zombie out on autoplay and you've watched them light up at the right show. You want the difference, in words, from someone who knows.
You've been following TVI Kids on Instagram or through the newsletter. You trust Cordelia's take. You'd like more of her — and you'd like to lock in founder pricing before the door closes.
This is the one chance to join at $49. After 500 Parents, it's a $9/month subscription.
Everything included. Forever.
Monthly Parents' Circle with Cordelia
Live Zoom, 60 minutes, founders only. Cordelia takes your questions about specific shows, behaviors, age-appropriate viewing, tantrums around TV, sibling screen dynamics — whatever's on your mind. Recorded for anyone who can't make it live.
Ask Cordelia — async video replies
Submit a specific title, episode, or concern between calls. Cordelia records a short video reply within 7 days. "Is this episode okay for my 4yo?" — that level of specificity. Up to 6 per year.
Co-viewing discussion guides
Print-ready PDFs for the top-scoring kids shows. Three questions to ask before the episode, three after. Designed to turn passive viewing into the kind of conversation that actually builds language and emotional vocabulary.
Quarterly SEL Report Card
A four-page summary of what your kid's viewing diet is actually building — social-emotional dimensions, CASEL framework, gaps to watch, shows to rotate in. Based on what you mark watched in the tracker.
Founding Parents community
Private space (Discord) for the 500. Ask other parents what worked. Cordelia drops in weekly. No algorithms, no lurkers, no mommy-influencer theater — just parents who take this seriously.
Founding Parents Wall — your name, permanent
Listed on the public founding parents wall for the life of the site. Number assigned in order. #1 through #500. We acknowledge you in the about page and credit you when the kids book ships.
First access to everything we ship
New kids features, printables, summer programs, books, courses — Founding Parents get them first, at founder pricing, always. If we do a paid kids book, Founding Parents get it free.
Why we're doing this.
TVI Kids is the vertical people found first. Cordelia has been carrying the torch on Instagram, in the newsletter, and in every rating. We want to build more for her readers — more calls, more guides, more in-depth reviews — and the only way to fund that work without ads or sponsor deals is for the people who already use TVI Kids to pay for it directly.
Founding Parents underwrite the next year of development. In exchange, you never pay again. Simple.
Why 500. Why once.
The Founding Parents door closes when 500 people join or 90 days from launch, whichever comes first. After that, Kids Premium becomes a $9/month subscription. Founding Parents pay zero from that point forward. No grandfathering quirks. No "oh let me in at the old price." 500 and done.
The math on Cordelia's time is simple: 500 parents is the largest group she can meaningfully serve on a monthly call. Any more and the calls stop being useful. That's the real ceiling.
If TVI Kids doesn't earn its keep in 6 months, we refund every dollar.
Show up to one call, read one SEL report card, try one discussion guide. If you don't feel like you're parenting with more signal and less guilt — email us inside 6 months and we return your $49 in full. You keep the guides you've downloaded. No questions.
What parents keep saying.
From the TVI Kids inbox and Instagram DMs, paraphrased with permission:
Claim your spot.
One payment. Lifetime access. 6-month guarantee. Cordelia on Zoom every month. If you're going to join, join before the 500th parent.
Questions.
What if I already subscribe to the TVI Kids newsletter?
Great — keep getting it. Founding Parents is a separate tier that unlocks the monthly Cordelia call, Ask Cordelia, co-viewing guides, SEL report cards, the private community, and the founders wall. Your newsletter subscription continues unchanged.
Is this really lifetime?
Yes. One payment of $49 buys lifetime access to everything listed above for as long as TVI Kids exists. If the price goes up for new members (it will — it's becoming a $9/month subscription after 500 parents), you still pay zero.
My kid is 2. My kid is 8. Which one is this for?
Both. Cordelia covers ages 2 through preteen, and the SEL report card adapts as your kid grows. The discussion guides are tagged by age range. The Zoom call is the same room — parents of toddlers and tweens actually learn from each other.
What if I can never make the Zoom call live?
Every call is recorded and posted within 24 hours. You can also submit questions in advance — Cordelia answers them on the call whether you're there or not. "Ask Cordelia" async replies are the backup for anything time-sensitive.
Is Cordelia actually qualified to do this?
Yes. She's a Nationally Certified School Psychologist (NCSP) with an Education Specialist degree (EdS). That's the credential required to practice school psychology in the US. She's not a "parenting influencer." She's a clinician.
What if I hate it?
Email us within 6 months and we refund $49 in full. You keep any guides or report cards you've downloaded. No claw-back. No guilt trip.
Can I gift it?
Yes. At checkout, add a recipient email. They'll get a welcome with their founding parent number. Great for a new-parent friend who's drowning in screen-time guilt.
When do the features ship?
First Zoom call within 30 days of your purchase. Co-viewing guides rolling weekly. Ask Cordelia opens day one. SEL report cards begin quarterly once we hit 50 Founding Parents. Community goes live at 100.
Tax receipt?
Stripe issues one automatically. Anything else, email us.
The offer is simple.
$49 once. Lifetime Kids Premium. 500 spots, then the door closes and it's a monthly subscription. 6-month full-refund guarantee so the downside is zero.
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